Functional Lab Testing
We use advanced lab panels to reveal what’s really driving your symptoms—from hormones to metabolism to toxins—so your plan is built on data, not guesswork.
Integrative Peptide + HRT Programs
We combine peptide therapy and hormone optimization in a holistic way—rooted in functional medicine, lifestyle, and nutrition—to restore energy, resilience, and longevity.
The Offscript Collective
An interactive space where you learn how your body works, get ongoing guidance from practitioners, and connect with others reclaiming their health journey.
The Offscript Collective- Telehealth Membership.
Patient Centered.
Practitioner Guided.
Community Supported.
Your health shouldn’t feel like a mystery or a solo mission. The Collective is where functional medicine meets community—giving you the education, mentorship, and support to understand your labs, apply protocols, and take real ownership of your health journey.
The Offscript Collective Membership
A personalized membership for true disruptors ready to command their health.
Designed for those who want deeper guidance, structure, and practitioner partnership throughout the year.
Includes:
Two 60-Minute Functional Consults per Year
Two 30-Minute Check-In Consults per year
Telehealth portal, secure chat & custom assessments
$150 off Additional 60 Min Consults with Practitioners (Regularly $349)
15% savings on LABS, SUPPLEMENTS, & PROGRAMS
Access to order peptides (exclusive to PLUS Membership Only)
Rx management (coming soon)
And Private Access to Facebook Community with over 2,700 others for relevant wellness education, live lab reviews, group calls & private zoom health deep dives!
“Sometimes we need to go a little Offscript! Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from indomitable will.”
GLP-1 Optimization Program
We do it the right way—using the right peptides, the right doses, and the right support. Our approach pairs GLP-1 medications with functional lab testing, hormone balance, and nutrition so you lose fat, protect muscle, and restore metabolic health for lasting results.
Exclusive for Offscript Members Only ($99/month)
You deserve an approach to GLP-1 support that’s as intelligent and individualized as your body.
This 90-day program combines medical-grade Retatrutide, functional lab testing, and practitioner-guided oversight to optimize your metabolism, energy, and body composition — safely, sustainably, and Offscript.
A 90-Day Practitioner-Guided Retatrutide Protocol
What’s Included —
- Comprehensive Baseline Labs
Metabolic, hormonal, nutrient, and inflammatory markers to personalize your dosing strategy.
(A $599 value included in your program.) - 3-Month Retatrutide (32 mg) Microdosing Supply
High-quality, medical-grade compound from a licensed 503A pharmacy. - Personalized Dosing Plan + Weekly Practitioner Check-Ins
Adjustments guided by your progress, symptoms, and data — never a “one-size-fits-all” approach. - 1:1 Kick-Off & Completion Consultations
Dedicated sessions with your practitioner to start strong and finish with clarity. - Two Exclusive eBooks
Naturally Boost GLP-1 and Women’s Health + Peptides — practical tools to support results beyond the protocol. - Private Member Portal Access
Secure messaging, progress tracking, and member-only savings on labs, supplements, and peptide refills.
Discover what your body’s been trying to tell you—then give it what it actually needs.
